When The Link Dies, We'll Have Another Bastard's Peace

The Link is learning to skate in the 6th floor hallway with Clay's board.
The Link is I can turn corners now.
The Link is sign-out time 5:59 am.
The Link is listening intently to Tito stories when normal people are an hour or two from waking up.
The Link is two Alexes, two Julias, and a rag-tag bunch of other names.
The Link is Reggie's on a Monday night for a rum and coke and the Habs losing again, express.
The Link is Link nightmares.
The Link is lawyering up.
The Link is Tito: 57 articles, Justin: 41 articles, [...] Ashley: 22 articles, Manley: 13 articles, Diego: 9 articles.
The Link is drink machines that have "Out of Order" signs that are not out of order.
The Link is singing along to Coconut Records - West Coast.
The Link is a backrub for your ears.
The Link is pizza diplomacy.
The Link is comprised of the journalists you trust, since 1980.
The Link is using periods instead of question marks to reduce the chance of ambiguity.

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