When the ink dries, we'll have another bastard's peace.

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Nazi Punks Fuck Off!

Just thought I'd point out that this is an anti-racist blog, and that any Nazi punks reading it should kindly fuck off.

That having been said, and all points to Jello Biafra, here's a blog entirely for Them. Because I said I would do it. And he needs tomsehing to read in the morning. That's right, I said tomsehing. Figure out what it means for yourself, punk.

So, I present to you, before I actually finish the blog off, a survey, obtained from San-san, that I took. Read away, and find out all about me and maybe even yourself.


Nicknames: Alexei, Lexy, Manners, Manley, Awexei, etc.
Sex: Not yet.
Age: 16
Birthday: 16/09/88
Birth place: Montreal
Zodiac Sign: Dragon, I think. w00t.

Favourites:
Colours: Black, red, navy, white.
Animals: Wolves, and hell, most any big carnivors.
Anime Characters: Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, Vegeta, Cell
Actresses: On the strength of looks alone, Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley
Actors: Um, Tom Cruise,
Movies: Princess Mononoke, The Matrix
Types of music: Metal, punk, rock, ska, hip hop/rap, some mainstream.
Singers: Bob Marley, everyone else is in groups, I guess ZdlR on his own.
Bands/Groups: Tool, APC, RATM, AFI, Audioslave, NOFX, Dead Kennedys, Metallica, Minor Threat, Green Day, The Beatles, AC/DC, U2
CDs: RATM - RATM, RATM - Evil Empire, Tool - Lateralus, Audioslave - Audioslave
Love songs: In A Little While - U2, Love Song - APC (Live The Cure cover)
Breakup songs: Tool - Schism
Happy songs: None XP No seriously I don't listen to happy songs. I just don't.
All time favorite songs: Know Your Enemy - RATM, The Grudge - Tool, Light My Way - Audioslave, The Noose - APC
Books: Joshua Then & Now, Barney's Version, 1984
Authors: Mordecai Richler
Video games: None
Computer games: Civilization 2 (soon to be 3, methinks)
Foods: Pizza
Ice creams: Coconut, ginger, banana, stuff like that. I had some awesome blueberry in Halifax once.
Cookies: Ginger snaps, what what.
Veggies: Carrots & Green peppers
Fruits: Apples, peaches, strawberries, raspberries, etc.
Candies: Skittles, Starbursts
Beverages: Vanilla Pepsi, Root Beer, Orange Crush
Cereals: Honey Bunches of Oats (with Almonds), Honey Nut Cheerios, Apple Cinnamon Cheerios, Vector, Just Right, etc.
Music videos: The Leaving Song, Pt II - AFI
Gum: Peppermint
Pizza toppings: Pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, green olives if possible
Fast food joints: McDonald's, I don't have the strength of mind to go to more than one fast food joint. I only go once or twice a year anyhow.
Fast food meals: Big Macs and Chicken McNuggets, wow I'm such a fatwhore. Heh.
Pig out foods: Pizza, w00t.
Restaurant: Copoli, what what. Maybe SM Pizza.
Outfits: Stuff that goes okay with my awesome shoes.
Stores: Foot Locker
Sports: Hockey, Basketball, soccer, hacky sack!
Athletes: Patrick Roy, Lebron James, Vladimir Guerrero
Breakfast foods: Cereal
Shampoos: Um... Pears Aloe Vera? Shit, I don't know
Magazines: Adbusters, Hour and Mirror... hell, even Exclaim if they count. I don't think they do though.

Love Life
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Not currently, no.
If so, who are they?: No one.
Do you love them?: Hell no.
How long have you been dating?: One year and 31 days.
Do you have a crush?: Who doesn't?
Would you rather be single or taken right now?: Probably taken, but then the grass is always greener...
How many people have you dated this past year?: None.
How many people have you kissed in your life?: 1
How many people have you said "I love you" to and meant it?: 0
If you didn't mean it, why did you say it?: Because I'm an idiot.
Have you ever had a hard time getting over someone?: Yes.
Are you friends with your ex/exes?: Ali doesn't consider herself my ex, so no.
Have you ever cheated on someone?: No
Have you ever been cheated on?: Not that I know of.
What's the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you?: Um... obliged with a goodbye kiss?
What do you look for in your ideal mate?: Looks, mind, musical taste, (for Them: race! XP)
Biggest Turn-ons: Oh, if she can impress the hell out of me in any way, that works. Most people can't.
Turn-offs: All sorts of things. Mostly just being ordinary. I like crazy, different people.
Best quote to sum up love: Love sucks.

Morals/Beliefs
What religion are you?: Theist with Anglican Christian leanings.
Do you got to church regularly?: Not lately, to my dismay.
What do you think happens when you die:? That depends on whether or not you're going to hell.
Do you believe in God?: Moreso than many.
Satan?: Yes. He's annoying.
Angels?: Yes, but not conventionally.
Heaven?: Yes, I hope so.
Hell?: Yeah.
Are you a virgin?: And proud, or embarrassed.
What do you think of abortion?: Pro-life unless rape is involved.
Suicide?: Natural selection at work.
War?: Ditto XP okay, no seriously war sucks the penis.
Pop music?: Oh God, make it stop.

What Did You Do...
Last weekend?: Nothing I can remember.
Yesterday?: School.
Your last birthday?: Nothing, but some strange people showed up at my house in the morning though.
New Years Eve?: I think I was over at my friend's place. There was a party for all ages. Thrown by his dad and step-mom.
Valentines Day?: Hated the world.
Easter?: Church, what what.
4th of July?: Did fuck-all.
Halloween?: Sat at home in fear of the whole thing. Stupid shit fucking holiday.
Thanksgiving?: Attempted to be thankful?
Christmas Eve?: Waited.
Christmas Day?: Was materialistic.

What do you think you'll be doing in...
A week from now?: A&L / schoolwork / I don't know.
A month from now?: No clue.
A year from now?: Fucking around in CEGEP.
5 years from now?: Dead, homeless, jailed or famous. Please not boring.
10 years from now?: Um, a rock singer? Are we being realistic, or hopeful here?
20 years from now?: Hopefully with someone, and no kids.
50 years from now?: Being cooler than most 66 year olds.

Friends
Nicest: Dan, I guess. Dehui gets an honourable mention XP
Bitchiest: Me!
Prettiest: Dehui, I guess. That's being objective, hey Dan, don't hurt me.
Hottest?: San-san XP
Best eyes: That's kinda creepy.
Best hair: Um...
Biggest tease: Me
Rudest: Koj!
Shyest: Awi, hah.
Loudest: Dehui
Smartest: Ali
Blondest: San-san! XP
Drama Queen: Me, far and away.
Biggest Flirt: Me again.
Tallest: Dan, you fokker.
Shortest: Um... toss-up between San-san and Dehui I thinks.
Most likely to become a model?: Jackie I guess, I dunno. She's got the height factor going for her.
Most likely to be rich?: Probably Dan.
Most talented: Ali... Grrr.
Craziest?: Me. Dehui too.
Weirdest?: If by weird, you mean awesome, Sachi.
Biggest Druggie?: No one. I got the straight edge, if you will ><
Thuggest?: Hahahaha... me.
Girliest?: San-san or me. ><
Most caring?: Dan, hah.
Most independent?: Also Dan.

This or That
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Kiwi, you fucker.
Mom or Dad?: Dad.
Blonde or Brunette?: Black hair > brown, but both > blonde so brunette.
Spicy or Minty gum?: Both.
Nsync or Backstreet Boys?: The Beatles
The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?: Bob Dylan
Boys or Girls?: Depends on what for.
France or England?: France so far. England hasn't put a bid in yet.
Cookies or Cake?: Nanaimo bars.
Flower or Candy?: Depression.
Doctors or Dentist?: Psychiatrist, right Dan/Dehui/Ali?

Ever Been Called...
Dumb?: Mmhm.
Retarted?: Mmhm.
Ugly?: Mmhm.
Hot?: Mmhm.
Fat?: Mmhm. People are weird, I guess.
Anorexic?: Mmhm.
A waste of space?: Not yet but it's coming...
Useless?: Maybe, can't remember.
Sexy?: Sexei, yes.
Smelly?: Mmhm. A common refrain.
A Slut?: No, surprisingly XP
Beautiful?: Nope.
Smart?: Once or twice.
Quiet?: I get that all the time. I should try speaking my mind more often, people say.
Boring?: Ali...
A Bitch?: By Ms. Lang, no less. Okay, no but still.
Rebel?: Hahahaha yes.
Conceited?: Of course. At least, I hope so.

Currently
What are you wearing?: Basketball shorts, boxers, a black tee and my Akron's Finest trucker.
Who are you talking to?: Well, San-san before she signed out.
How is the weather?: Dark.
What are you listening to?: Seventeen Seconds - The Cure
What/Who are you thinking about?: This survey.
What are you eating/drinking?: Nada.
What are you looking forward to?: Not much. My life is pretty bleak.
What are you dreading?: Tests, and the responsibilities of A&L.
How are you feeling?: Blahed.
How is your hair?: Too short to be sexei. ;_;
What time is it?: 1:40 am EST

So, all that having been said, um, today sucked but oh well. I didn't really do anything at all.

I, uh, wish I had a point of view to extrapolate on, or to expound, some awesomeness to exude, but not really.

So I leave you with this:

con·tin·u·um    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (kn-tny-m)
n. pl. con·tin·u·a (-tny-) or con·tin·u·ums

n : a continuous nonspatial whole or extent or succession in which no part or portion is distinct of distinguishable from adjacent parts

And this is how you spell quaaludes. Not qualuudes.

"...i'm a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm..."

A l e x t r e m e

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2 comments:

alex icon said...

Well, because it was only for a week - one date really, and it sucked. Which was entirely my fault.

So it doesn't really count, no, but enh.

And yes, sorry, but you are the blondest.

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Anonymous said...

First off, super-props for nazi punks fucking off. Seriously, that was skilled, haven't heard that song in a while... brings back memories...

And YaY! blog just for me, skilled.
Also, "Suicide?: Natural selection at work." gets mega points, but you coulda gone for the 6nt bid if you'da included smokers, but it takes them longer cause they deserve to suffer...

And in conclusion, you're a waste of space.

Them.